Friday, December 5, 2008

Good Food Gone Bad!

Going through my files, and I came upon some roughs. I remember when I drew this guy.
I was living in New Jersey at the time, listening to my favorite college station, WFMU,
and one of my favorite DJs, Bronwyn C., was talking about the Stinky Cheeseman.
She was laughing, and I started to sketch some ideas dealing with a whole cast of
characters,
"Good Food Gone Bad ".
I actually drew three of them up and sent them to Bronwyn, and she mentioned them on her show the next week.
So...here he is, Putrid Olive-Loaf Man. Left out in the sun, wearing a ratty suit, smoking a smelly cigar.
Clean yourself up, man!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Turkey of the Day #30: So Long!

Here it is...the last Turkey of the Day entitled " So Long!"
My inspiration was the great cartoonist, Walt Kelly.
This has been a fun project, and we'll see you again next year.
Until then, my friend, the Turkey, bids you farewell.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Turkey of the Day #29: You were shopped!

Wha..? What happened?
Oh...That's right. You had to get out into the Mall to get in on the "After Thanksgiving" deals.
The last thing you remember is reaching for an already wrapped electric shaver, the last one on display, and someone else was also reaching for it, and you were being pushed from behind,
and then WHAM!
As you slowly get to your feet, wincing at the sharp pain in your side from where you hit the table on your way to the floor, you see today's Turkey of the Day.
He's had a few contests of strength himself today, but due to his low center of gravity, and his ability to fight dirty at the drop of a hat, he's made out quite well.

Once your vision clears, the two of you can get a coffee.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Turkey of the Day #28: ZOMBIE TURKEY


Crawling out from under the crumpled aluminum foil, clawing past the remains of the pumpkin pie and mashed potatoes,
comes today's Turkey of the Day.
With only one thought...REVENGE!
As you stand in line waiting for the store to open, waiting to
get that deal on the plasma tv, don't think about whether you put the lid on the garbage can tight enough.
Don't think about the crazy thought that popped into your head as you got the big part of the wishbone when you and
the family broke it after dinner.
You started off thinking about a winning lottery ticket, but when you heard the *snap*... for some reason "ZOMBIE
TURKEY" was all you had in mind.
Too bad. A winning lottery ticket would have been sweet.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Turkey of the Day #27: Heaven Sent


Today's Turkey of the Day has earned his Eternal Reward...for being delicious.
This Heaven Sent fowl will spend Eternity at peace. Soon he will be joined by his good friend...the Christmas Goose.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Turkey of the Day #26: SHHHHH!


For God's sake, please be quiet! Turkey of the Day today is SHHH! for good reason.
If he can just keep a low profile behind that rock, everything will be ok.

" HEY PILGRIM! HE"S BEHIND THE ROCK!"
I call a drumstick!

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Turkey of the Day #25: Vic Turkey

In honor of tonight's series finale of " The Shield ", today's Turkey of
the Day is inspired by the show's anti-hero, Vic Mackey, played by
Michael Chiklis.
I give you a bird who plays fast and loose with the law, who isn't afraid
to bend the rules to suit his schemes, I introduce to you Vic Turkey!