Today in my city of Duluth, Georgia, there was a ceremony downtown. A blighted area known as Proctor Square is being demolished to create new shops, apartments, restaurants, etc. What was really cool was that the character I created for the Mayor, Dee Dee the Chicken, was the one who pushed the plunger. After the "explosion", there were photo ops with Dee Dee swinging a sledge hammer.
From the movie MEATBALLS: "I remember a night like this a few years ago. A guy and a girl went out driving. It was one of their first dates. It started out kind of casual,but they ended up deciding to go park.Not too far from here,as a matter of fact.They're going at it,listening to the radio.All of a sudden,a news bulletin broke in:'Dangerous lunatic has escaped... from the hospital forthe criminally insane at Two Pines'." "Oh, come on, Trip." "They described him as a monster,six and a half feet tall, 280 pounds... with one horrible, distinguishing feature... a sharpened,stainless steel hook..." "Oh, God." "...Where his right hand used to be. That was enough for the guy. He slammed the car into gear,floored it, bounced off a tree... didn't stop till they got to the girl's house. Got out of his side,walked around to hers.There, hanging in the door,covered with blood... was a stainless steel hook. The strangest part isthat after all these years...after the biggest manhuntin Two Pines' history...they never found the killer. Some people say he's stillup here in the woods...waiting for the chanceto kill again.And I say... I say they're right! " Then, the classic wrap-up to this scene:"That's a bullshit story." "You guys, it's true.I heard it before.""I heard it was on a beach."
" I heard it happened in a park."" I heard it, but the guy was missing a foot.""How could the guy have a hook on his foot?" I present to you, that legend from the stick side of the campfire, THE TWIN PINES MANIAC!