Wednesday, October 27, 2010

BaconScotch Guy

BaconScotch Guy...the latest work I've done. He was a real hoot to create.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Friday, October 22, 2010

R.I.P. Candy



Friend, protector, goof-ball, pain in the ass, and constant companion.


Today we went to the vet, and I came home alone.
Almost 14 years old, and a fighter to the end.
Over the years, she had very few doggie friends, but two come to mind right away.

There was Maggie, a tubby beagle.
Here they are, walking the pounds off of Maggie, at my old house.

And then there was Fiona, the next door neighbor's dog.
Fiona would slip under the fence, and wait for Candy to come out to play.

The two of them would chase each other around the yard, as fast as could be...


After all of that activity, they would get pooped. Then they would hang out until they got their second wind, and then they'd take it from the top.

That was many years ago.
As I write this, the sun is shining, and the air has a coolness to it, truly a beautiful day.
I'd like to think that the two of them will meet again, and get that second wind, and start the game again .



Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Know your ZOMBIE!

To the untrained eye, these two creatures may appear alike. So, as a public service,
I will point out the subtle differences between the Zombie and
the Elderly
.
First,
Zombies stink. While the Elderly usually don't smell of rotten flesh, they both smell a little better after a hot, soapy shower.
Second, while both
Zombies and the Elderly appear to have a glazed, unfocused look
to their eyes, in the
Elderly that is usually due to cataracts, or a side effect of medication; while in the Zombie it is due to their brains being reduced to mush.
The main difference between them is the Elderly's death grip on the remote
control to the TV, due to their fanatic
love of " Cake Boss " and " Dancing with the Stars ".

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Ho Ho HORROR!


It's funny how things happen. Here I've been drawing Zombie cartoons for a few weeks, and then I see an ad for an animated zombie production that's looking for character designers, animators, etc.
So..today I present a Zombie Elf in hopes of getting on the staff.
I'll keep you posted.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Zombie Me!

As this hipster has discovered, you gotta be careful about the apps you download.
The " Zombie Me " app seems to do exactly what it says it does.
That's some truth in advertising!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Zombie Mad Man

This Sunday will be the season finale of AMC's " Mad Men ".
So...take one hard-drinking, chain-smoking advertising exec, and combine
the living dead, shake vigorously, and you have today's zombie...Zombie Mad Man!
Here we see him pitching a new campaign aimed at...well, zombies.
It pays to advertise.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

The villagers are angry!

The villagers are angry, and have had enough of the monsters wreaking havoc
throughout the countryside.
To be fair, we did help to create them.
21 days until the election.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Braaaaaaaaiiinsssss Ho!


There they are! Brains as far as the eyes can see! Today we celebrate Zombie Columbus' discovery of America's tasty brains...or something like that.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Stimulus! Stimuluuuus!

There has always been government waste, but to have this story come out in October...well, it's like a Halloween miracle!
Hooray for Zombie Payday!
Here is the link to the story:
http://yhoo.it/b08tNW

Friday, October 8, 2010

Make it wooooooooorrrrk!

I am a big fan of Project Runway. Every week I am amazed at the amount of work these aspiring designers crank out.
That being said, I couldn't resist the urge to have a little fun with Gretchen, the "green" designer of this season.
Today's zombie comes from behind the catwalk, Zombie Gretchen.
" Make it wooooork! Make it wooooork!"

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Zombie Pizza Guy

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Hey everybody! Who wants a piping hot piece of zombie pizza? I'll get the plates an...wait a minute! Are those anchovies? Ewwww...gross!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Zombie Karate guy!

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I have a karate buddy who recently went in for some hip surgery.
To celebrate, : ) , I give you....Zombie Karate Guy!
This kick's for you, Bob!
Spraaaaaaaaiiiiiinsssssssss....

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Zombie Bowler

After a day of shambling after screaming, hopefully clumsy, victims, a zombie has to relax.
Bowling is a great way to relieve stress, unless you try to pick up the spare and your
putrid arm falls off.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE....

Monday, October 4, 2010

Let's hear it for ZOMBIES!


I can't wait for the AMC show, " The Walking Dead " to start. So...I guess I have zombies on the brain.
Like this guy, everything is normal, taking a shower, some Irish Spring, and BAM!
Zombified! Just like that!
One of the things that I wonder about is why this guy has a toilet brush?
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Saturday, October 2, 2010

Werewolf

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Getting the Halloween decorations out of the garage's attic, and was thinking about how much fun this time of year is.
Well...maybe not so fun for Mr. Werewolf's snack.
Maybe we should just concentrate on bobbing for apples. Yeah, that's it..bobbing for apples.
That's nice.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Happy October!




Happy October! I love this time of year, it get's cooler outside, leaves change,
monster movies show up on AMC....
To start things off, from last year I present one of my most popular monsters.

" Meatballs" is a favorite movie of mine. Maybe it's because I had learned all of my romantic techniques from the Bill Murray character. Maybe it's because of the clunky acting, or that bushel of hair on top of Christopher Makepeace's head. Or maybe, it's this scene from the movie that still cracks me up. Let's join the campers around their fire...
"I remember a night like this a few years ago. A guy and a girl went out driving.
It was one of their first dates.
It started out kind of casual, but they ended up deciding to go park.
Not too far from here, as a matter of fact.
They're going at it, listening to the radio.
All of a sudden, a news bulletin broke in:
'Dangerous lunatic has escaped... from the
hospital for
the criminally insane at Two Pines'."
"Oh, come on, Trip."
"They described him as a monster, six and a half feet tall,
280 pounds...
with one horrible,
distinguishing feature... a sharpened, stainless steel hook..."
"Oh, God."
"...Where his right hand used to be.
That was enough for the guy.
He slammed the car into gear,
floored it, bounced off a tree... didn't stop till they got
to the girl's house.
Got out of his side,
walked around to hers.
There, hanging in the door, covered with blood... was a stainless steel hook.
The strangest part is that after all these years...
after the biggest manhunt in Two Pines' history...
they never found the killer.
Some people say he's still
up here in the woods...
waiting for the chance to kill again.
And I say... I say they're right! "
Then, the classic wrap-up to this scene:
"That's a bullshit story."
"You guys, it's true. I heard it before."
"I heard it was on a beach."
"Yeah."
" I heard it happened in a park."
" I heard it, but the guy was missing a foot."
"How could the guy have a hook on his foot?"
So, today's monster, with Hook On Foot, is the Twin Pines Lunatic!