Friday, June 4, 2010


Mama Mia! That's a spicy meatball!
Today's DINOSAURS ATTACK is a globe trottin' winner.
Beautiful Italy. The architecture, the artwork, and now....DINOSAURS!
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is, as we can see, no match for one green lizard, one orange lizard, and two blue jets.
( I guess someone tried to drive off H.R. Puffenstuff by hitting him on the shoulder with Sunday's gravy).
Dinosaurs destroying the countryside, jets flying every which way, AND, judging by
Nonna's expression and her hands clapped over her ears, someone is playing their rock and roll records too loudly.

Now that's a newspaper. To paraphrase Ralphie Parker's dad, The Old Man:
..." none of politics slop, but real news..."
Just imagine the sight of hundreds of Italians, shaking their fists at the sky, yelling
at a Space Station.
( Did you forget? Remember that all of this started when an orbiting space station
cracked a worm hole or time warp or something like that there to get this party started).
As always, click on the images to get a better view of the carnage.