Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Bulldozers tear down Giant Religious Teapot


So I'm listening to the Detroit Cobras, waiting for my next assignment from Compass Learning to download, and as I read the paper...TA DAA!
Hopefully today's multiple postings will make up for last week's lack of updates.
Oh the humanity!

Seals win their day in Court

Punitive damages awarded were unlimited visits to the lunch buffet at Red Lobster!
(...and the right to defecate where ever they wanted to. Watch your step!)


Southwest Airlines Skip Safety Checks

C'mon......relax. Who wants some peanuts?