Walking around Costco with the family, who knew I had this guy in my head wanting out.
Actually, he's That Guy. You know the sort..invite him to your party and in the middle of the festivities, you find out that someone,( That Guy ), has left a "meatloaf" in your toilet bowl.
The kind of foul monstrosity that you can't cut up with a plunger.
The only way to get it out is to put a bread wrapper on your hand and to scoop it out, like the world's most disgusting goldfish.
Don't ask him to apologize for it. He'll blame his problems on all of the cheese he eats.