I hate candy corn. I hate the waxy texture, the way it smells, and the pasty , sugary-wrongness of the aftertaste.
I'm serious. To me, candy corn ranks right up there with the equally foul circus peanut, and the weird Christmas candy my mom used to buy. It looked like ribbons
and when you sucked on it, the edges would become like razors, cutting your tongue and cheeks.
I know, what says " Merry Christmas " better than a bloody mouth?
So, today I present the Candy Corn Creeps. I hate them.