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Hooray! This week on the Discovery Channel is SHARK WEEK!
I love the crazy programs this channel will be showing.
One night they will have a show about how sharks are misunderstood, like the oceans' juvenile delinquents.
Then the next night's program will have footage of them leaping out of the water in order to maul baby seals, and maybe a show or two with shark victims showing off their scars.
But my favorite programs are the ones in which people put Great Whites to sleep by rubbing the front of their noses.
Here is a drink recipe that will help my adult, of age, readers increase their love of this week's programming:
THE SHARK BITE
1 oz Captain Morgan® Lime Bite
.25 oz blue curacao
.5 oz pineapple juice
Splash of sour mix
Shake, strain and serve in shot glass.
Here's to you, you toothy Bast@rds!