Belching cows

You know, I grew up in a small farming community in Central Minnesota.
The town was surrounded by many dairy farms, at least a thousand cattle, maybe more.
But we still had winters with feet of snow, and bitter cold.
I didn't realize that cows contributed to "global warming ".
(Maybe our cows were more polite, and didn't belch in public like some Swedish cows.)

Here's the story:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,324446,00.html

Scientists develop computer that can 'translate' a dog's bark

SCIENCE!
Who knew that there was a demand for such a device?
Oh well, here's the story:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=508550&in_page_id=1811

Scientists Test Dinos' Sexual Maturity

The first thing that popped into my head.

Here's the actual story:
http://www.happynews.com/news/1172008/scientists-test-dinos-sexual-maturity.htm

Organs to be taken without consent

Hmm..British trifecta in play with the recent stories in the news.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=GK0FARS1NQKNTQFIQMGSFGGAVCBQWIV0?xml=/news/2008/01/13/norgans113.xml

Government rejects elephants for pets e-petition

Britain. 'nuff said.Here's the story.

Cheers!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/10/elephant_petition/

Separated twins married each other

Ever notice that the stranger the story, the more likely it is that it comes from one of two geographic locations; Florida, or Great Britain?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7182817.stm

The check is in the mail...really!

I tell you, if someone wrote this in a sitcom, no one would buy it.
http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080110-unpaid-bills-lead-phone-companies-to-hang-up-on-fbi-wiretaps.html