Monster # 22 : Peeping Tom

That feeling you get, that someone is watching you...well, that's this guy,
Peeping Tom, not that stupid stack of money with the googly eyes on top.

Monster 21 : Monty

Today's Monster of the Day is Monty. When you wake up, in the wee hours, and turn on the TV, and start to watch those infomercials, he's the guy that
whispers in your ear that you NEED that stupid blanket with the sleeves.
Or that shammy from the guy who isn't afraid to put a beat-down on a working girl.
Or the pill that EXTEEEEEEEEEEEENDS a certain part......
Anyhow, you buy it and wait patiently for it to arrive.
Take it out of the box, and then you realize that you are a dope.
But relax. It's not your fault. If Monty didn't have such a good line of patter,
you'd never fall for these commercials.
Do yourself a favor and just go back to sleep.



(Psssttt.....wake up! That cartoonist is getting a cup of coffee. Now grab that credit card and buy that Ab-Roller. Hurry up before he comes back...)

Monster 20 : Martian #2

Like I said, I love Mars and Martians. Here we see today's Monster of the Day...one of the Martians from H.G. Wells " War of the Worlds ".
He is enjoying a Businessman's Lunch.
Hmmmm...delicious hemoglobin,
Click on the Pic to see the larger view.

Monster 19 : The Skunk Ape

From the trailer parks, senior centers, and swamps of the state that gave us the " Hanging Chad ", comes today's Monster of the Day, the Skunk Ape.
This hideous creature, get ready for this, peeks in people's windows, and smells.
Sometimes it lets out a scream. That's it. Spooky, huh?
Doesn't drink blood, eat babies, nothing like that. It just looks in the window
while you're trying to enjoy " Matlock ", farts, yells, and runs away.
I guess that explains a lot about Florida,
( ...just kidding Florida. Someday you'll get a real monster like the Sasquatch, or President Hillary Clinton).

Monster of the Day # 16 1/2

I was thinking about this guy all day, and decided to do color version of the Thark.

Monster 18 : Martian

I love Martians. Edgar Rice Burroughs, H.G. Wells, Ray Bradbury, I love all the different ways they are portrayed. So, in honor of some of the coolest books a
twelve year old boy could read, I present today's Monster of the Day.
As with all of the Monsters, click on the picture to see the full view.
( Can you believe that those Mars Rovers are still working? )

Monster 17 : The Seat Kicker

Today's Monster of the Day is actually a nice guy. The Seat Kicker is very friendly
and is a great conversationalist. He gets excited about the same films that you do!
Go to a movie, he's there, in the seat behind you.
Just as the alien/monster/psycho killer is about to attack, there go his feet, kicking at the back of your seat.
Little nudges at first, but then they progress to filling-loosening assaults. He can't help it, he's just so excited,(and look at the size of those feet).
But he's also embarrassed that he bothered you, and due to his lightning speed,
by the time you turn around to see who is doing it, he's gone.
So...you turn around and try to get lost in the movie again.
And he returns to the seat behind you, because he likes you.
Wait a minute....is the girl going into the same room that the killer is hiding in?
There go his feet again...