Friday, November 28, 2008

Turkey of the Day #28: ZOMBIE TURKEY

Crawling out from under the crumpled aluminum foil, clawing past the remains of the pumpkin pie and mashed potatoes,
comes today's Turkey of the Day.
With only one thought...REVENGE!
As you stand in line waiting for the store to open, waiting to
get that deal on the plasma tv, don't think about whether you put the lid on the garbage can tight enough.
Don't think about the crazy thought that popped into your head as you got the big part of the wishbone when you and
the family broke it after dinner.
You started off thinking about a winning lottery ticket, but when you heard the *snap*... for some reason "ZOMBIE
TURKEY" was all you had in mind.
Too bad. A winning lottery ticket would have been sweet.

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