Turkey of the Day # 11: The Wizard of the Gizzard

The 11th Turkey of the Day, the magical, mysterious, Wizard of the Gizzard!

Turkey of the Day # 10: Tom

Number ten in the Turkey of the Day. This is Tom. Kinda worried looking, and wearing a badly drawn Pilgrim's hat.
Yep...that's one stupid looking hat.

Turkey of the Day # 9: Foul Fowl

Today's Turkey of the Day is a bad egg.
A real jerk of a turk. I present to you, the Foul Fowl.
This bird is a real piece of work. You wouldn't want him swimming in gravy on your plate come Thanksgiving. This foul creature will always hit you up
for a couple of bucks and never pay you back. He'll
borrow your car and never fill the tank. And he drinks milk right out of the carton.
Don't feel bad about the feathers missing on his left wing. That's a long story, and frankly, he deserved it.

Turkey of the Day #8: The Hand turkey

Today my wife was painting our son's room, so I was on baby detail. As I was in the kitchen straightening up after my daughter, I saw the pack of construction paper, and the markers, and thought...
" Why not do it old school?"
So first thing, I put my mitt down and traced it. Just like in grade school. Sure enough, my hand had a black line all around from where I traced it with the marker.
Second, I want to say that no, my hand isn't misshapen like the drawing suggests. Believe me, if it was I wouldn' t be typing this, I would be in the emergency room.
Now the thing about markers and construction paper is that you have to work fast. The markers were bleeding so I whipped this out in maybe 10 minutes tops.
The funny thing is that after I scanned it, I looked at the drawing, and I could swear that the markers were still bleeding out.
So here it is, the hand turkey.
Take my advice, make one for yourself. You'll certainly have a smile on your face when you're done.

Turkey of the Day # 7 : Hey Buddy!

Busy day today, but here is Turkey of the Day # 7, entitled " Hey Buddy !"
Just a friendly guy who's just passing through, but who isn't too busy to stop and say " hi ".
I like that in a turkey.

Turkey of the Day #6 : Tree Gobbler

Today's Turkey of the Day is the dreaded Tree Gobbler.

Turkey of the Day # 5 : Let's Talk Turkey!

Good morning, America! I am proud to present today's Turkey of the Day:
" Let's Talk Turkey ".
Congratulations to President- Elect Obama.
I didn't vote for you, but this is America,
and Let's Talk Turkey about America:
We are the country of big-shoulders and unbridled optimism.
We are not afraid to make up the rules as we are playing the game.
" Put a man on the moon?"
" You betcha! "
We also are not afraid to face the future, and we are about to sail into unknown waters.
And as John A. Shedd once wrote: " A ship in harbor is safe -- but that is not what ships are built for. "
Let's begin this journey together...as Americans.