To the untrained eye, these two creatures may appear alike. So, as a public service,
I will point out the subtle differences between the Zombie and the Elderly.
First, Zombies stink. While the Elderly usually don't smell of rotten flesh, they both smell a little better after a hot, soapy shower.
Second, while both Zombies and the Elderly appear to have a glazed, unfocused look
to their eyes, in the Elderly that is usually due to cataracts, or a side effect of medication; while in the Zombie it is due to their brains being reduced to mush.
The main difference between them is the Elderly's death grip on the remote
control to the TV, due to their fanatic
love of " Cake Boss " and " Dancing with the Stars ".
It's funny how things happen. Here I've been drawing Zombie cartoons for a few weeks, and then I see an ad for an animated zombie production that's looking for character designers, animators, etc.
So..today I present a Zombie Elf in hopes of getting on the staff.
I'll keep you posted.
As this hipster has discovered, you gotta be careful about the apps you download.
The " Zombie Me " app seems to do exactly what it says it does.
That's some truth in advertising!
This Sunday will be the season finale of AMC's " Mad Men ".
So...take one hard-drinking, chain-smoking advertising exec, and combine
the living dead, shake vigorously, and you have today's zombie...Zombie Mad Man!
Here we see him pitching a new campaign aimed at...well, zombies.
It pays to advertise.
There has always been government waste, but to have this story come out in October...well, it's like a Halloween miracle!
Hooray for Zombie Payday!
Here is the link to the story:
http://yhoo.it/b08tNW
( click on the pic for a better view) Hey everybody! Who wants a piping hot piece of zombie pizza? I'll get the plates an...wait a minute! Are those anchovies? Ewwww...gross!
(click on the pic for a better view)I have a karate buddy who recently went in for some hip surgery.
To celebrate, : ) , I give you....Zombie Karate Guy!
This kick's for you, Bob!
Spraaaaaaaaiiiiiinsssssssss....
After a day of shambling after screaming, hopefully clumsy, victims, a zombie has to relax.
Bowling is a great way to relieve stress, unless you try to pick up the spare and your
putrid arm falls off.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE....
I can't wait for the AMC show, " The Walking Dead " to start. So...I guess I have zombies on the brain.
Like this guy, everything is normal, taking a shower, some Irish Spring, and BAM!
Zombified! Just like that!
One of the things that I wonder about is why this guy has a toilet brush?
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To the untrained eye, these two creatures may appear alike. So, as a public service,
